Useful Rumored LinksBy Wade Kwon
Sometimes, the best Web sites are the simplest ones. The one thatâ€™s about to lose its usefulness for a few months is IsLostARepeat.com. Simply put, one visit tells you if Wednesdayâ€™s episode of â€œLostâ€ is a repeat with either a â€œYesâ€ or a â€œNoâ€ displayed.
Another site answers the question, â€œWhen is â€˜Law & Orderâ€™ on?â€ But its URL is the clumsily concocted lao.waffle-iron.net. But visitors are treated to a list by day and channel of the next episode of any flavor â€œLaw & Order.â€
Which got me thinking. What simple Web sites with easy-to-remember addresses are still needed for Internet 3.0?
- Are My Shoes Tied.com
Yes â€¦ No â€¦ Youâ€™re wearing flip-flops â€¦ You have no feet
- How Drunk Am I.com
Still able to drive â€¦ Pretty plastered â€¦ Ready to call your ex even if itâ€™s 3 a.m.
- Whatâ€™s Happening at Work.com
Bitch stole your parking space (again) â€¦ Coffee hasnâ€™t been made â€¦ Boss is on the warpath â€¦ Youâ€™re surfing Whatâ€™s Happening at Work.com
- Paper or Plastic.com
Paper â€¦ Plastic â€¦ Surprise me
- What Happened Last Night.com
You donâ€™t want to know â€¦ You really donâ€™t want to know â€¦ Please disinfect the keyboard and mouse now
- Where Are My Keys.com
Have you checked the dresser? â€¦ Locked in the car â€¦
- Hot Enough For You.com
Sure is â€¦ Could be worse â€¦ Canâ€™t talk, heatstroke
- Do I Like Indian Food.com
Maybe â€¦ Not the really spicy kind â€¦ Gag
- Whatâ€™s the Parking Situation.com
All full â€¦ Bitch just took your spot â€¦ Faster to walk from home
- Is the Iron On.com
No â€¦ Obsessive-compulsive much? â€¦ The ironâ€™s off, but the flamethrower is on
- Howâ€™s My Breath.com
Minty â€¦ Inoffensive â€¦ You like Indian food
- Whatâ€™s My Mother Going to Say.com
I raised you better than that â€¦ No one likes a fatty â€¦ I was in labor for 18 hours for this?!
- Buy or Sell.com
Buy! â€¦ Sell! â€¦ Yahtzee!
- Whatâ€™s for Dinner.com
Cereal, no milk â€¦ frozen peas â€¦ vending machine roulette â€¦ chicken processed within an inch of its life
- Whatâ€™s Making Me So Crazy.com
Neighborâ€™s kids â€¦ The office snitch â€¦ Bloating â€¦ Quit drinking three hours ago
- Howâ€™s My Credit.com
Solvent enough â€¦ Time for another credit card â€¦ Hock your spleen
- Did You Get My E-mail.com
Too busy Googling brands of pantyhose â€¦ Yes, did you get my bitterly worded response? â€¦ I canâ€™t read
- Binge or Purge.com
Binge! â€¦ Purge! â€¦ Both! â€¦ Adopt a balanced diet, along with regular exercise and sleep!
- Is He or She Thinking of Me.com
Yes, how to dump you â€¦ As far as you know â€¦ Thinking of you naked
- What Should I Do With My Life.com
Follow your dream â€¦ Stay the course â€¦ Join a cult â€¦ Feel free to jump in at any time, loser