Useful Rumored Links

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Sometimes, the best Web sites are the simplest ones. The one that’s about to lose its usefulness for a few months is IsLostARepeat.com. Simply put, one visit tells you if Wednesday’s episode of “Lost” is a repeat with either a “Yes” or a “No” displayed.

Genius.

piechart.jpgAnother site answers the question, “When is ‘Law & Order’ on?” But its URL is the clumsily concocted lao.waffle-iron.net. But visitors are treated to a list by day and channel of the next episode of any flavor “Law & Order.”

Which got me thinking. What simple Web sites with easy-to-remember addresses are still needed for Internet 3.0?

  • Are My Shoes Tied.com
    Yes … No … You’re wearing flip-flops … You have no feet
  • How Drunk Am I.com
    Still able to drive … Pretty plastered … Ready to call your ex even if it’s 3 a.m.
  • What’s Happening at Work.com
    Bitch stole your parking space (again) … Coffee hasn’t been made … Boss is on the warpath … You’re surfing What’s Happening at Work.com
  • Paper or Plastic.com
    Paper … Plastic … Surprise me
  • What Happened Last Night.com
    You don’t want to know … You really don’t want to know … Please disinfect the keyboard and mouse now
  • Where Are My Keys.com
    Have you checked the dresser? … Locked in the car …
  • Hot Enough For You.com
    Sure is … Could be worse … Can’t talk, heatstroke
  • Do I Like Indian Food.com
    Maybe … Not the really spicy kind … Gag
  • What’s the Parking Situation.com
    All full … Bitch just took your spot … Faster to walk from home
  • Is the Iron On.com
    No … Obsessive-compulsive much? … The iron’s off, but the flamethrower is on
  • How’s My Breath.com
    Minty … Inoffensive … You like Indian food
  • What’s My Mother Going to Say.com
    I raised you better than that … No one likes a fatty … I was in labor for 18 hours for this?!
  • Buy or Sell.com
    Buy! … Sell! … Yahtzee!
  • What’s for Dinner.com
    Cereal, no milk … frozen peas … vending machine roulette … chicken processed within an inch of its life
  • What’s Making Me So Crazy.com
    Neighbor’s kids … The office snitch … Bloating … Quit drinking three hours ago
  • How’s My Credit.com
    Solvent enough … Time for another credit card … Hock your spleen
  • Did You Get My E-mail.com
    Too busy Googling brands of pantyhose … Yes, did you get my bitterly worded response? … I can’t read
  • Binge or Purge.com
    Binge! … Purge! … Both! … Adopt a balanced diet, along with regular exercise and sleep!
  • Is He or She Thinking of Me.com
    Yes, how to dump you … As far as you know … Thinking of you naked
  • What Should I Do With My Life.com
    Follow your dream … Stay the course … Join a cult … Feel free to jump in at any time, loser
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