Useful Rumored Links
By Wade KwonSometimes, the best Web sites are the simplest ones. The one that’s about to lose its usefulness for a few months is IsLostARepeat.com. Simply put, one visit tells you if Wednesday’s episode of “Lost†is a repeat with either a “Yes†or a “No†displayed.
Genius.
Another site answers the question, “When is ‘Law & Order’ on?†But its URL is the clumsily concocted lao.waffle-iron.net. But visitors are treated to a list by day and channel of the next episode of any flavor “Law & Order.â€
Which got me thinking. What simple Web sites with easy-to-remember addresses are still needed for Internet 3.0?
- Are My Shoes Tied.com
Yes … No … You’re wearing flip-flops … You have no feet - How Drunk Am I.com
Still able to drive … Pretty plastered … Ready to call your ex even if it’s 3 a.m. - What’s Happening at Work.com
Bitch stole your parking space (again) … Coffee hasn’t been made … Boss is on the warpath … You’re surfing What’s Happening at Work.com - Paper or Plastic.com
Paper … Plastic … Surprise me - What Happened Last Night.com
You don’t want to know … You really don’t want to know … Please disinfect the keyboard and mouse now - Where Are My Keys.com
Have you checked the dresser? … Locked in the car … - Hot Enough For You.com
Sure is … Could be worse … Can’t talk, heatstroke - Do I Like Indian Food.com
Maybe … Not the really spicy kind … Gag - What’s the Parking Situation.com
All full … Bitch just took your spot … Faster to walk from home - Is the Iron On.com
No … Obsessive-compulsive much? … The iron’s off, but the flamethrower is on - How’s My Breath.com
Minty … Inoffensive … You like Indian food - What’s My Mother Going to Say.com
I raised you better than that … No one likes a fatty … I was in labor for 18 hours for this?! - Buy or Sell.com
Buy! … Sell! … Yahtzee! - What’s for Dinner.com
Cereal, no milk … frozen peas … vending machine roulette … chicken processed within an inch of its life - What’s Making Me So Crazy.com
Neighbor’s kids … The office snitch … Bloating … Quit drinking three hours ago - How’s My Credit.com
Solvent enough … Time for another credit card … Hock your spleen - Did You Get My E-mail.com
Too busy Googling brands of pantyhose … Yes, did you get my bitterly worded response? … I can’t read - Binge or Purge.com
Binge! … Purge! … Both! … Adopt a balanced diet, along with regular exercise and sleep! - Is He or She Thinking of Me.com
Yes, how to dump you … As far as you know … Thinking of you naked - What Should I Do With My Life.com
Follow your dream … Stay the course … Join a cult … Feel free to jump in at any time, loser
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