40 things I won’t do

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Throw my hands in the air like I just don’t care.

Dance.

Hang up and drive.

Smile.

Watch commercials.

Play with your cat.

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Slow down.

Listen to the crowd.

Breathe deep the gathering gloom.

Text you.

Smell ya later.

Forgive and forget.

Let it go.

Take it easy.

Simmer down now.

Sit farther from the TV.

Deviate from the recipe.

Pay with cash.

Stare.

Arrive early to the movie.

Talk behind your back.

Sing along.

Karaoke.

Be a good sport.

Feel ya.

That shizzle speak.

Inhale meals.

Have thirds.

Insult the host.

Forget your birthday.

Rap.

Bang the drum slowly.

Believe the hype.

Spill a secret.

Loan money.

Wise up.

Trust.

Panic.

Overstay my welcome.

(Unless I’m drunk. Or in love.)

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