Emmys 2012 in haiku

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A look at the awards telecast in 17 syllables.

Emmys 2012 in haiku

A look at the awards telecast in 17 syllables.

Storified by Wade Kwon · Sun, Sep 23 2012 20:06:58

Daring and Demure – all at on place! #Emmy2012 #PrimetimeEmmy http://exm.nr/Sh9rYA http://pic.twitter.com/uXwRzzhzStyleDelights ~Jyoti
Read #emmyhaiku / tonight to track TV’s best, / worst and in-between. #emmysWade Kwon
Emmycast starts in / ladies’ bathroom. Hope it does / not end in toilet. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
The first of many / montages. Won’t be so fun / in 4 long hours. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
With Julie Bowen’s / shout out, get this hashtag to / trend: #nipplecovers. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
The Emmy-winning / "Two and a Half Men" … just rolls / off tongue, doesn’t it? #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
Please put Julia / Louis-Dreyfus and Amy / Poehler in a film. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
Next year’s monster hit: / Brits dealing drugs through vintage / ads: "Meth Men Abbey." #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
Asking every nom / question: B for concept, D / for execution. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
Jon Stewart bleeped is / way more hilarious than / most of this broadcast. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
RT @AlecBhamNews: In memoriam: / Where was George "Goober" Lindsey? / Jasper, AL native. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
Danny Strong wins for / "Game Change," but I remember / him as "Buffy" creep. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
RT @ValMWalton: Love unique take on / fashion that goes beyond old / "Who are you wearing?" http://wapo.st/QOdsAI #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon
"Modern Family," / "Homeland" win awards for Best / Comedy, Drama. #emmyhaiku #emmyWade Kwon

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