Post-election moving kitBy Wade Kwon
With every election cycle comes the pleas, the tirades, the rants, the half-truths, the bald-faced lies and the ultimatums that further divide us as a nation.
Election Day will finally put an end to the bickering. Or just ratchet up the whining from the half of the country that loses.
I am here to help.
Perhaps you’ve heard someone exclaim: “If _____ wins, I’m moving to _____!”
This post-election moving kit will get your high-minded friends and relatives on their way to a much better country. Send them off in style, and get them outta here as quickly as possible.
|• Start the visa application process: Pick among 214 countries from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe.|
|• Buy luggage and moving boxes [aff. links].|
|• Hire a moving company that works internationally.|
|• Change your address with the U.S. Postal Service.|
|• Get your vaccinations: Pick among 282 countries.|
• And more steps can be found in this complete guide to moving to another country.
(hat tip Mike)