Post-election moving kit
By Wade KwonWith every election cycle comes the pleas, the tirades, the rants, the half-truths, the bald-faced lies and the ultimatums that further divide us as a nation.
Election Day will finally put an end to the bickering. Or just ratchet up the whining from the half of the country that loses.
I am here to help.
Perhaps you’ve heard someone exclaim: “If _____ wins, I’m moving to _____!”
This post-election moving kit will get your high-minded friends and relatives on their way to a much better country. Send them off in style, and get them outta here as quickly as possible.
• Start the visa application process: Pick among 214 countries from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe. | |
• Buy luggage and moving boxes [aff. links]. | |
• Hire a moving company that works internationally. | |
• Change your address with the U.S. Postal Service. | |
• Get your vaccinations: Pick among 282 countries. |
• And more steps can be found in this complete guide to moving to another country.
Bon voyage!
(hat tip Mike)
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- 11.05.12 | 3.19 pm
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