Post-election moving kit

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So you're moving to another country because your candidate lost? Let me help you move

With every election cycle comes the pleas, the tirades, the rants, the half-truths, the bald-faced lies and the ultimatums that further divide us as a nation.

Election Day will finally put an end to the bickering. Or just ratchet up the whining from the half of the country that loses.

I am here to help.

Perhaps you’ve heard someone exclaim: “If _____ wins, I’m moving to _____!”

This post-election moving kit will get your high-minded friends and relatives on their way to a much better country. Send them off in style, and get them outta here as quickly as possible.

itswa.de/electionmove

passport • Start the visa application process: Pick among 214 countries from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe.
luggage • Buy luggage and moving boxes [aff. links].
truck • Hire a moving company that works internationally.
air mail • Change your address with the U.S. Postal Service.
vaccination • Get your vaccinations: Pick among 282 countries.

• And more steps can be found in this complete guide to moving to another country.

Bon voyage!

(hat tip Mike)

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